Donald Trump has started cobbling his cabinet together so he’s prepared if the United States votes for its own destruction Tuesday. And the Trumpian future is looking just great—it appears America’s #1 IRL Dracula Rudy Giuliani will be bumped up from the Mayor of 9/11 Town & Loud Screaming to the US Attorney General of Lying & Police-Stating, lucky us!
NBC reports that according to a few anonymous campaign advisers, Rudy Giuliani is indeed being considered for attorney general. Newt Gingrich, meanwhile, is expected to be anointed Secretary of State, while Reince Preibus is being considered for chief of staff. Chris Christie will probably stay buried in the cellar somewhere.
Apparently Trump hasn’t been all that active in the cabinet-making process, citing “superstition,” and NBC says he was “shocked” to hear that Mitt Romney had begun preparing his cabinet before election day in 2012. Superstition, mind you, isn’t a real thing, and it’s not so bad for a presidential candidate to, you know, prepare to be president. But no matter! Mike Pence has been preparing to be the behind-the-scenes president for some time now, and he’s been “heavily involved” in the administration vetting process.